Sunday, June 18, 2017

Father's Day

Hey y'all,

I apologize for my mini-blogging hiatus - I took anther 600 mile trip (I seriously need to stop making a habit of this...) and....I have taken on a new role.

I can't reveal it just yet, but I'll give you a hint: it has something to do with the #RebelliousWriting movement.

Which I'm sure that my daddy would be very proud of :).

I've always looked up to my father. Our relationship has had it's bumps, but I wouldn't trade my daddy for anybody else's.

I wish Father's Day was celebrated more in depth. While mothers have a very important role, so do fathers. Not enough people recognize the father's contribution to the family.

This holiday should recognize:

The fathers that patiently work hard to provide for their families.

The fathers that set good examples for their sons.

The fathers that protect and support their daughters. 

The fathers that lovingly touch, bop, and kiss their children

The fathers that beam as little ones talk to them

The fathers that paitiently stay in the back of the church with their squawking baby

The fathers that lovingly correct their children. 

The fathers that encourage their children to follow their vocations.

Because while fathers may not seem to have as big of a role of raising their children, their role is irreplaceable.

And we Catholics should also recognize our priests during this holiday as well. They are not called "Father" for any idle reason. They have a lot of the same qualities as a natural father; quite sharper, if I may say so.

Saint Joseph, please pray for our fathers and guide them in their vocation of fatherhood.

Old-fashionably yours,

Farm Lassie

Sunday, June 4, 2017

How to Say the Rosary in Latin (Part 2)

Hey y'all!

Second Latin lesson! This time, I'll do the Apostle's Creed, The Fatima Prayer and the Hail Holy Queen.

Disclaimer: These prayers (with the exception of The Fatima Prayer, which has several Latin translations) were taken and checked by multiple sources. The bulk of the prayers in this series can be found on this website: http://www.traditioninaction.org/religious/b012rpLatin_Rosary.htm

Here's how it will work: I'll put the text of the whole prayer in Latin first, followed by the full English translation. Then, each prayer will be broken down by line. I'll give the Latin first in colored text, then the pronunciation below it in colored italics.

So let's get started!

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Symbolum Apostolorum (Apostle's Creed)

Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae; et in Iesum Christum,
Filium eius unicum, Dominium nostrum; qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto,
natus ex Maria Virgine; passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et septultus;
descendit ad infernos; tertia die resurrexit a mortuis; ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis; inde venturus est judicare vivos et mortuos.
Credo in Spiritum Sanctum; Sanctum Ecclesiam Catholicam; Sanctorum communionem; remissionem peccatorum; carnis resurrectionem; vitam aeternam. Amen.

I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and earth. And in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord, Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and buried. He descended into hell, on the third day He rose again from the dead. He ascended into Heaven and sits on the right hand of God, the Father Almighty, from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost, the Holy Catholic Church, the Communion of Saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body and life everlasting. Amen.
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Credo in Deum   Patrem    omnipotentem
cray-do in day-oom pah-trem om-nee-poe-ten-tem
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Creatorem      caeli    et terrae
cray-tour-em chay-lee et tear-A
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et in Iesum      Christum,          Filium       eius      unicum,       Dominium   nostrum.
et in yea-zoom christ-oom, fee-lee-oom e-yoos oo-nee-coom do-min-oom no-stroom
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qui   conceptus      est de     Spiritu     Sancto
qwee con-chep-toos est de spear-i-too sanck-to
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natus ex Maria    Virgine,
nah-toos ex Maria veer-gee-neigh
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passus    sub    Pontio     Pilato,   crucifixus,             mortuus,        et sepultus
pass-oos sub pon-tee-o pee-la-to, croo-chi-fix-oos, mor-too-oos et sep-ool-toos
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descendit ad infernos;    tertia         die            resurrexit    a   mortuis
de-shen-deet ad in-fer-nos, tear-tee-ah dee-A reh-sir-reh-kzeet a more-too-ees
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ascendit ad   caelos,      sedet ad     dexteram       Dei    Patris        omnipotentis
ah-shen-deet ad chay-los, seh-det ad dex-tear-ahm day-ee pah-trees om-nee-poe-ten-tem
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inde      venturus     est       judicare       vivos     et      mortuos.
in-dee ven-too-ruse est you-dee-car-eh vee-vos et more-too-os
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Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, Sanctam Ecclesiam Catholicam
cray-do in spear-ee-toom sanck-toom, sanck-tahm ek-lay-see-ahm cath-o-lee-cahm
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Sanctorum          communionem,           remissionem          peccatorum
sanck-tour-oom co-moon-ee-own-em reh-miss-ee-oo-nem peck-a-tour-oom
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carnis          ressurectionem,        vitam      aeternam. Amen
car-niece reh-sir-reck-see-oh-nem vee-tahm A-tear-nam. Amen.
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Oratio Fatima (Fatima Prayer)

O mi Jesu, dimitte nobis, peccata nostra. Libera nos ab ignibus inferni. Perduc omnes animas in caelum, praesertim maxime indigentes.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of Hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those in most need of Thy mercy.
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O mi Jesu,        dimitte        nobis,   peccata   nostra
oh mi yea-soo, dee-meet-teh no-bees pe-ka-ta no-strah
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Libera nos ab ignibus inferni
lee-bear-ah nos ab ig-nee-boose in-fer-nee
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Perduc omnes animas in caelum
pear-duke om-ness ah-nee-mass in chay-loom
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praesertim maxime indigentes
pray-sir-tim max-ee-me in-dee-jen-tes
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Salve Regina (Hail Holy Queen)

Salve Regina, Mater misericordiae, vita dulcedo, et spes nostra, salve. Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Evae. Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes, in hac lacrimarum valle. Eia ergo advocata nostra, illos tuos misericordes oculos, ad nos converte. Et Jesum benedictum fructum ventris tui, nobis post hoc exsilum ostende. O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Virgo Maria!

V. Ora pro nobis Sancta Dei Genitrix
R. Ut digni efficiamur promissionibus Christi

Hail Holy Queen, Mother of Mercy, our life, our sweetness, our hope! To thee we cry, oh banished children of Eve. To thee we send up our sighs, mournings and weepings in this vale of tales. Turn then, oh gracious advocate, thine eyes of mercy towards us, and after our exile, show onto us, the blessed fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Oh clement, oh loving, oh sweet Virgin Mary!

V. Pray for us, oh Holy Mother of God.
R. That we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ.
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Salve Regina,   Mater        misericordiae
Sal-veh Regina, mah-tear mi-ser-i-core-dee-A
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vita     dulcedo,     et spes   nostra   salve
vee-tah dool-che-do et spes no-strah sal-veh
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Ad te clamamus, exsules filii Evae.
Ad te clah-mah-moose ex-so-less fee-lee-ee Ev-A
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Ad te     suspiramus,         gementes et flentes
Ad te seu-spear-a-moose ge-men-tes et flen-tes
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   in  hac    lacrimarum   valle. 
in hahck la-crim-a-room val-le
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Eia ergo advocata nostra,
eh-yah err-go ad-vo-cat-ah no-strah
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    illos    tuos      misericordes        oculos,      ad nos converte.
eel-los too-os mee-ser-ee-cor-des ock-oo-los ad nos con-ver-te
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Et Jesum,           benedictum            fructum        ventris    tui
et yea-soom be-neigh-deeck-toom froock-toom ven-trees too-ee
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nobis post hoc exsilium ostende.
no-bees post hoeck ex-seal-ee-oom o-sten-de
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O clemens,      O pia,          O dulcis    Virgo Maria!
oh cleh-mens, oh pee-ah, oh dool-chis veer-go Maria
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There! Now you know most of the basic prayers. In the next post, I'll include the Rosary Meditation Prayer, the Memorare, and the Prayer of St. Michael, which are technically extra prayers that many people add to their rosaries. 

Old-fashionably yours, 

Farm Lassie 

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Bye Bye May!!!

Hey y'all,

In the spirit of trying to lighten up this blog, I've decided to try my hand at a monthly wrap up post. So much has happened this month, it's really crazy!


In my journey through life:

I graduated college on the 100th anniversary of the 1st vision of Fatima.


I have literally travelled over 1000 miles over the past month. I'm getting really really tired of living out of suitcases.

so wish all of my possession could fit into this one bag...


I started my summer job today!!! Give you an idea of what I'm doing....

I'm possibly going to work with these guys :)

On my blog:

I hit 1000 views in the very beginning of this month (link here!).



I celebrated my six-month blogoversary (link here!)



I've posted my first guest post (link here!)


In my workbasket:

I started altering a knit shirt to make it larger - it fit a little too well before.

I'm finishing a tan linen skirt (for office wear...it was the only professional color that I didn't have!)


In my spiritual journey:

I've started to post how to say the Rosary in Latin (hopefully that will be finished by Pentecost Sunday 😀)


On my other blog: 

It was open TAG season! Book tags, blogger awards, and more! My personal favorite was the Bookish Book Lover's Tag.


That's it for now! What will June bring?

Old-fashionably yours,

Farm Lassie

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

How to Say the Rosary in Latin (Part 1)

Hey y'all,

Pentecost is very fastly approaching! I can't believe, it seems that Easter was just a short while ago.....

One of the most visible gifts that the Holy Ghost gave to the 11 apostles was the gift of tongues. They could understand and converse in several different languages, including the old Latin which is still spoken in our Extraordinary Form Masses.

As a kid, I had a lot of difficulty understanding the Latin - consquently I'm afraid I developed a hearty dislike of the Latin Rite. I was attending English liturgy more often anyway, so what did it bother?

Until my dad decided to stop attending the local Norvus Ordo church and drag us to attend a TLM (which was an hour from my house) every Sunday when I was around twelve.

Needless to say, I learned to deal with it. As time went on, I grew to gradually love the TLM, and now I prefer it more than anything.

That being said, my understanding of the Latin was next to nothing - until around four years ago.

You see, my BFF/unbiological sister's family decided some time ago to pray the Rosary in Latin (I think it was to help the boys with their Latin prayers for serving, if I remember correctly).

I didn't even know that was possible!

Naturally, they taught me how to say it and I've been saying my daily Rosary in Latin for about a year or so now.  

Over the past couple of years of doing that, I suddenly noticed that I could understand a lot more of the liturgy without looking at a Missal. I'm still only able to pick out individual words, though I am getting some phrases down.

So, for this Pentecost, I will pass on my knowledge and hope it gives you the same graces (and more!) that it gave me!


Disclaimer: These prayers were taken and checked by multiple sources. The bulk of the prayers in this series came from this website: http://www.traditioninaction.org/religious/b012rpLatin_Rosary.htm

So, in a Rosary, there are 7-9 different prayers that people say: Apostles Creed, Our Father, Hail Mary, Glory Be, Fatima Prayer, Hail Holy Queen, Rosary Meditation Prayer, The Memorare, Prayer to St. Michael, Prayers for the Pope (Our Father, Hail Mary, Glory Be).

Obviously, that's a lot. Even I had to learn gradually, so I'll do the same here for you.

For this first part, I'll put up the Latin tutorials for the Sign of the Cross, the Our Father, the Hail Mary and the Glory Be. In the second part, I'll put up the Apostles Creed, the Fatima Prayer and the Hail Holy Queen. In the third part, I'll put up the Rosary Mediation Prayer, the Memorare and the Prayer to St. Michael. In the fourth part, I'll include all of the Mystery titles and the Prayers for the Intentions to the Holy Father and some other Intention titles.

Here is how it's going to work: I'll put the text of the whole prayer in Latin first, followed by the full English translation. Then, each prayer will be broken down by line. I'll give the Latin first in colored text, then the pronunciation below it in colored italics.

So let's get started!

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Signum Crucis (Sign of the Cross)

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

In the name of the Father and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. 
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In     nomine         Patris,    et    Filii,   et    Spiritus       Sancti.     Amen 
In no-mi-neigh pah-trees, et feel-e-e, et spear-i-toos sahnk-tee. Amen.
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Pater Noster (Our Father)

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificatur nomen tuum. 
Adveniat regnem tuum, fiat voluntas tua, sicut caelo et in terra. 
Panen nostram quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris, et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen. 

Our Father, Who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. 
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. 
Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen. 

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    Pater      noster,     qui  es  in   caelis,         sanctificatur              nomen    tuum.
  pah-tear no-stare, qwee ess in chay-lese, sahnk-ti-fee-chay-tour no-men too-oom
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     Adveniat        regnem     tuum,      fiat       voluntas      tua,    sicut      caelo    et in  terra
(ahd-ven-ee-aht rayg-nem too-oom, fee-aht vo-loon-tas too-a, see-coot chay-lo et in tear-ah
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  Panem     nostram           quotidianum      da    nobis    hodie
Pah-nem no-strahm quo-tee-dee-ah-noom da no-bese hoe-di-a
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et      dimitte     nobis      debita     nostra
et dee-meet-te no-bese de-bit-ah no-strah
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   sicut  et nos             dimittimus                debitoribus         nostris
see-coot et nos   dee-meet-tee-moose de-bee-tour-ee-boose no-strees
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et ne nos       inducas     in       tentationem
et neigh nos in-doo-kahs   in   ten-tah-si-o-nem
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sed  libera     nos   a   malo. Amen. 
sed lee-bear-a nos ah mah-lo. Amen. 
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Ave Maria (Hail Mary)

Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. 
Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesu. 
Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, 
nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen. 

Hail Mary. full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 
Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of they womb, Jesus
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners 
now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
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Ave  Maria,    gratia      plena,       Dominus       tecum
ah-veh Maria, grah-si-ah pleh-na, Do-me-noose teh-coom
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Benedicta    tu  in    mulieribus,
beh-neigh-deeck-ta too in moo-lee-err-ee-boose,
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et      benedictus            fructus        ventris       tui       Jesu.
et beh-neigh-deeck-toose froock-toose ven-treese too-ee, yea-seuss
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Sancta    Maria,  Mater   Dei,    ora pro  nobis        peccatoribus
sahnck-ta Maria, mah-tear day-ee, o-ra pro no-bese peck-ka-tour-ee-boose
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  nunc  et in  hora      mortis     nostrae. Amen
noonck et in hoe-ra mor-teese no-stray. Amen
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Gloria Patri (Glory Be)

Gloria Patri et Filio et Spiritui Sancto,
sicut erat in principio, et nunc et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen
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Gloria   Patri  et   Filio         et    Spiritui        Sancto
gloria pah-tri et feel-ee-oh et spear-ee-too-ee sahnck-toe
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  sicut      erat   in      principio,      et nunc    et semper
see-coot err-aht in prin-chi-pee-o, et noonck et sem-per
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et in saecula      saeculorum.      Amen
et in say-cue-la say-cue-lor-oom. Amen.
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Whew.....

I think that's enough Latin lessons for today. I'll be back soon with more Latin rosary prayers! 

Old-fashionably yours, 

Farm Lassie

Friday, May 19, 2017

Six-Month Blogoversary (Reflections and Stats)



Hey y'all,

Has it really been six months since I started this blog???

Wow.

I must admit, I never imagined that the time would go this quickly.

First things first, I need to thank my soul sister for helping me push this blog off the ground. Without her encouragement, I'm fairly sure that my ideas would have never reached beyond my computer.
 *sends virtual hugs and lots of virtual chocolate cause I miss her so much*

To kick off my celebration, I've added some reflections from my blogging experience thus far and I'll end with my blog stats. 

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Some Good Things I've Noticed:


I have a much better idea what blogging really means and how much fun it is. 

While blogs can teach, that's not the main focus. It really is more of an online journal.

The first time I got excited to blog about something was actually my second post - the one about the failed custard. That incident literally happened a day or two before I wrote it, and I thought it was really funny and wanted to share it.

My cooking scrapes are my favorite thing to blog about. But experimenting in the kitchen is not the only thing that I do. I do a lot of sewing and needlecraft. I hope to put up some posts about some of those projects soon.

Blogging has opened up a whole new set of friends and given me new insights into people. 

Blogging behind a screen has really made me embrace my inner introvert, but has opened up my social world. Weird, right?

I never was a social butterfly, only have a few very close friends in all the stages of my life. I now follow 70+ blogs and comment on a lot of them regularly. I don't feel weirded out at all.

I've also gotten to know some people from around the world and got to see some of the subtle differences between the US and the rest of the world. I find that so cool. 


Some Bad Things That I've Noticed 

I seriously need to lighten up. 

I'm sure that my friends will agree that whenever I give my opinion on something, I don't couch it very well. I tend to be rather point-blank, especially if you're close to me. I've rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, including professors and friends, with my rather antagonistic viewpoints. Sometimes I felt like there is an invisible hand that is keeping my opinions from entering the wider world and writing about it often made me feel better.

I'm fairly sure that that sentiment has leaked into my blog. I've noticed that a lot of my posts are...preachy. A lot of these "informational" posts seem to be analytical pieces that I'm interested in writing. A fun school assignment if you will.

I think that's the main reason why I started The Rebellious Muse. In addition to the serious stuff that I was writing in school, I was also doing serious work in my free time.

Granted, I like to expound on some topic, such as modesty, and give my personal spin on it. I don't mind spreading information around and clearing up misunderstandings. But "all work and no play makes Jill a very dull girl".


I need more of my own visuals

For my pictures on both blogs, I've used some of my own pictures but have relied heavily on public domain pictures from Pixabay.com as well as embedded pins. This is because I was taught in high school to have a strict adherence to copyright laws for images and other media. While Pixabay and Pinterest have really helped me out to find images suitable for my posts, I really miss going out and taking pictures. My old digital camera died a couple of years ago, and I really need to invest in a new camera before I can do that though. Sure, my smartphone works in a pinch but outfit selfies with a smartphone are not easy, let me tell you!

And I have noticed that I don't have a lot of visual appeal to my posts. I need to change that too, cause that's what I like about other people's posts. Finding visuals is one of the things that takes the longest to do when blogging, and jumping around 3 different devices really doesn't help either.

Looking Forward

So, in the future, I'm going to create more and let my DIY spirit run free for a little while....as long as my job and grad school doesn't get in the way. 

The digital camera will have to wait until either I scrape some cash together, but I'll see what the smartphone can do 😄 I've been thinking about doing some quote art when I have the time, just to pretty up the blog a little more.

Some future posts include a tutorial for sewing a medieval gown, more ag posts, and some Latin prayers.

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Ready for some stats?

Posts: 25

Comments: 12

Pageviews: 1200+

Followers: 6 Blogger, 1 Yahoo (Apparently Yahoo has an option where you can anonymously follow a blog via the URL or some crazy thing like that. I can't track it as far as I know, only reason I know is because the follower told me)

Major milestones: Hitting 1000 views on May 3.

Most views from a different country: Tie between Austria and Russia, both 45 views each!

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I want to thank each and everyone of you for supporting this blog by offering you....a large virtual brownie cake topped with virtual peanut butter frosting and strawberries!!!!!! I have some drinks stashed away for later (wink wink).

Old-fashionably yours,

Farm Lassie


Monday, May 15, 2017

A Debt of Gratitude


Hey y'all,

Why are college graduations so bittersweet? 

My emotions have been on a giant roller coaster since Friday (Baccalaureate started it with that video montage and it went downhill from there). I've had to say goodbye to professors, roommates, best friends and even my sister. God only knows when I shall see them again.

I owe all of them such a huge debt of gratitude.

To my professors, I thank you for the good (and bad) grades, the laughs, the horrible teasing, the encouragement and your support.

To my friends in Physical Plant, I thank you for the wonderful work experience, the comradery, and the teasing that went with it.

To my college roommates for putting up with me, and being there for me.

To my college friends and classmates for the good times, the mutual complaining, and the laughs.

To my friends at Holy Family, I couldn't have survived going through college without you! You all are so special to me. Don't worry, I'll return soon.

And​ to my beloved sister and her family.... I love you all so much. Y'all welcomed a stranger into your family. We've shared so many movies, books, conversations, events. You have also changed me for the better, and for that I owe you so much. I send you lots of hugs until I see you again.

Darn it....I'm crying again.

Farm Lassie

P.S. I also thank Our Lord and Our Lady for everything that has happened these four years. I'm pretty sure that the fact that my graduation happened on the 100th anniversary of the first vision at Fatima is not a coincidence. I pray that all the people listed above may receive many blessings and favors granted.

Our Lady of Fatima, pray for us.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Celebrating 1000 Views on Frugally Fancy!



Hey y'all,

So...this is really crazy.


For those that already follow or know me, you know that I just celebrated 1000 views on my other blog, The Rebelling Muse, literally not even 24 hours ago.

And now, it's older sister blog has 1000 views to her credit. WOW.

I'd been watching the stats now for a couple of weeks, wondering which one would hit 1000 views first because they had been really really close. Well, the little sister may have won this competition but that is no reason NOT to celebrate!!!!

So, to my 5 followers (same number as RM too??!! Good grief, I think we do have competing sister blogs here!) and to all of my viewers I say.....

THANK YOU!!!!  

*hands out more virtual cake and adds ice cream to boot*

Old-fashionably yours, 

Farm Lassie

Thursday, April 27, 2017

CPR (Chocolate Peanut Butter Revival) Bar Cookies

The first version :)

Hey y'all,

So, after Lent was over, I started craving sweets again like crazy, especially since that was the first thing I cut out.

So, a couple of days after Easter, I went to pull down the large package of Chips Ahoy! that I had stashed up for there since forever.

I opened the package, and...they were pale. Apparently the sell by date was back in March. Figures right? I ate a couple, and they seemed just a little stale but not terrible.

Anyways, the search began for a dessert recipe that used ruined/stale cookies. Cause I wasn't about to waste over 30 cookies.

In the end, I ended up drafting one for bar cookies. I crushed up half the package of Chips Ahoy and placed the crumbs with some melted butter in the bottom of an 8x8 pan. Then I melted a Hershey XL bar of chocolate and mixed it with some peanut butter and spread it on top of the crumb mixture. I will say that was easier said than done. Then I placed some dark chocolate Hershey's Kisses to fill in where the mixture missed. Then I placed it in a 350 degree oven for around 15 minutes.

The result? A ridiculously hard crust and a super soft top.

It did taste good though.....

So I tried again, since I only got rid of half the cookies the first time.

This time, I added milk to the crust, enough to wet the cookies that weren't wetted by the butter. Finding out the right amount of milk was really tough, because Chips Ahoy cookies don't need a lot of milk to be soaked. I will say that the milk really helped to soften the crust and it was somewhat easier to spread. However, the layers were a lot less distinct, which produced a blending effect, which I didn't like. However, I'm not sure how to fix that balance just yet. But, the second batch was met with rave reviews, so I will add the recipe file below.

Old-fashionably yours,

Farm Lassie

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CPR (Chocolate Peanut-Butter Revival) Bar Cookies

Ingredients:
½ Family Size package of Chips Ahoy! Cookies
Milk
1 stick of butter, melted
1 cup peanut butter
1 XL bar of Hershey’s Chocolate
Optional: Hershey’s Kisses

Preparation Time: 30 minutes
Chilling Time: 2+ hours. 
Dishes needed: an 8x8 pan, spatula, microwaveable bowl

Directions:
1.      Preheat oven to 350F
2.      Place melted butter in bottom of the 8x8 pan.
3.      Crush up Chips Ahoy cookies as finely as possible. Spread evenly in the pan with the butter.
4.      Dampen cookie mixture with milk (a little goes a long way). Press crust evenly.
5.      Melt XL bar of chocolate in microwave. Mix with peanut butter right away with spatula for easy blending.
6.      Spread mixture over crust as evenly as possible. 
7.      Bake in oven for 15-25 minutes. If it’s bubbling, take it out!
8.      Place in refrigerator for at least a couple of hours to chill.

9.      Serve and Enjoy! 


Saturday, April 22, 2017

Labora Agricultura : Industrial Agriculture

Hey y'all,

My first installment of my agriculture series! As I mentioned in my post last month, in this series I'll be talking about several different farming systems that are present in the United States today. Since industrial farming is the most prevalent and the system that is most likely to stock the groceries in the stores, I'll start with that one. 

As an agriculture student at a small college, I learned heavily about industrial agriculture methods. In this post, I'll just give a general overview of the system for both crop and animal production. If you have a question about a specific practice, I'll be happy to answer it in the comments.

Modern industrial agriculture has the following attributes:
1. corporate farming
2. confinement livestock operations
3. heavy use of chemicals
4. bioengineering/genetically modified organisms - this last one I will deal with in a separate post.

Corporate farming is the practice of being under contract by a large food or agricultural corporation such as Tyson, Perdue, Cargill, Pioneer, etc. Some family farms are incorporated for financial and legal reasons, but they don't fall under the same definition. 

With corporate farming, the farmer is often at the mercy of the market and the companies that control it. Strict user agreements have to be followed. In a sense, it's the corporation that is producing the food, not the farmer. Both animals and crops may be produced in this way. 

On the crops side, industrial agriculture is fairly easy. Just know when to plant, when to spray, when to harvest, when to sell, and keep an eye out for weeds and disease. The farm is on a large scale - farming more than 500 acres - and often uses all the land available. 

Industrial crop farming is also very highly mechanized. Literally everything is done with a tractor or by a machine, with the exception of some tree crops and vegetables. Some of these machines are pretty cool, but they come at a cost (often in more than one way). A lot of people worry about compaction and pollution from these large machines. Personally, I don't feel comfortable operating a tractor (I don't do stick shift. At all.), but I won't shame anyone for using one since I know the usefullness of one. 

Commodity crops (such as corn and soybeans) honestly don't bring in that much money. As a matter of fact, the government has to pay farmers in order for them to break even if not make a small profit. That's called a subsidy.

In order to stay in business, a farmer is often forced to expand his acreage, up the amount of chemicals used, or invest in new costly technologies. All of which adds to his expense column and reduces his profit margin.  

In order to control weeds and pests in the past, farmers did a lot of tillage and cultivating. Scientists then discovered that those practices led to increased soil erosion. Hence the devolopment of herbicides (such as Round-up, which kills weeds), insecticides (which kills bugs) and fungicides (which attack fungi spores that cause disease). Big name companies such as Monsanto got their start as agricultural chemical companies. 

Oftentimes, there really is no difference taste-wise between conventional crops and organic. The issue goes much deeper into the ethics of the producer and consumer. There has been some pushback from consumers concerned about eating chemical residues and the environmental impact of using chemicals, which has resulted in the growth of organic and more 'eco-friendly' agricultural practices.

Most commodity crops and livestock are sold via contract, often what's called a futures contract. Basically, that's paying a farmer a price that the stock exchange thinks will be the market price will be that month. Its a very highly speculative way of doing business. The other way is to just sell the crops at the elevator or livestock at auction which are both highly fluctuating prices too. Other ways of marketing include contracts with processing companies, and grocery stores.

On the animals side, there is a common management practice called a Concentrated Animal Farming Operation or CAFO in order to produce large amounts of meat and eggs for consumers. This is mostly done for beef, pork and chicken. 

Ever wonder when you were a little kid, riding in the car passing farm fields, what those huge long buildings were?
Photo Credit: "hog confinement system" Friends of Family Farmers, via Flickr. https://www.flickr.com/photos/31347258@N05/3201578319/in/photostream/

Well, I can now answer that question.
Those are barns. Barns that can hold upwards to 100,000 poultry birds, or 10,000 hogs.
Mind boggling, isn't it?

In livestock operations, feed, medications, maintenance and livestock are trucked in by the company, depending on the nature of the contract. A lot of the time, the farmer only provides the land, some labor, and the agricultural know-how to know when something​ is wrong. The barns are monitored by a large set of electrical switches - controlling the temperature and ventilation (so much so that a degree off is a cause of concern).

Industrial farming is very highly specialized, and breeds of livestock reflect that. There are breeds that are specially bred and adapted for confinement farming. This may have future consequences as gene pools narrow and there may be a time when livestock cannot live outside at all.  

Reducing labor costs is a big deal with industrial farming. With the low profit margins, and high costs, priorities must be set. Unfortunately, most will be willing to invest more money into the latest and greatest labor saving device and biosecurity measures than jobs.

Biosecurity is one of the hot button topics in AG today. As the world famous Temple Grandin said "Big is fragile". With thousands of animals in close proximity, an outbreak of disease quickly becomes a pandemic in a confinement setting. Should an outbreak happen, it can cause major supply shortages and rising food prices. Since bacteria and viruses can travel into everywhere through anything, common biosecurity measures include: heavy lysoling of vehicles (if not heating), concrete floors, and shower in-shower out policies (which I believe are the most ridiculous of them all). 

Confinement operations, therefore, act as a bubble. Unfortunately, this can really cause a public relations nightmare as the public starts demanding to know what is going on behind closed doors. 

Public perception of confinement operations overall has been really negative. Animal rights groups such as PETA have done sensational video exposes, which take advantage of a public far removed from agriculture. In reality, there is a logical reason for a lot of practices, including farrowing crates (reduces crushing of the young) and other seemingly barbaric practices. 

Oh and another thing, those antibiotic and hormone free slogans you see on meat packages? A lot of those are actually marketing schemes. 

Here's the deal: it is now required by law for producers to wait a certain amount of time (called a withdrawal time) after administering an antibiotic or hormone before sending it to market. How long depends on what drug you use, but it is usually around 2 weeks. This is so that there are no antibiotic residues in the meat. Lately, the beef and pork industries have really been cracking down on antibiotic use among their own by Quality Assurance programs, which set management procedures for animal producers. 

Also, growth hormones are illegal to use in chicken and pigs. Beef only allows a few, and the dairy industry has banned rBST. 


One bone of contention that I have with industrial animal production is the lack of employment. Confinement operations often have well over a thousand animals per operation. How many employees would you think that they would take? 100, 200, or more?

Try less than 20.

Basically the only reason that people are even hired is because agribusinesses haven't developed a robot that has replaced a set of human eyes for spotting trouble, and can hop over fences quickly. Feeding, watering, even cleaning is often done by automation. These large operations, which should provide well over 100 jobs for agricultural students and working class adults, in reality cheat a lot of people out of working in the industry.

To conclude, I'll leave you with one of the most succinct definitions of industrial agriculture that I've ever seen.  

"Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of all the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the populace over the country."
~ The Communist Manifesto

Old-fashionably yours,

Farm Lassie

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Awkward & Awesome: Holy Week





Hey y'all,

Happy Easter everyone! To add to the spirit of joy and laughter, I put out an Awkward and Awesome post for Holy Week. Enjoy!


Awkward:

Being slap-happy and holding in giggles when you're SUPPOSED to be in Adoration.

Trying not to fall asleep during Adoration (Our church does it till midnight on Maundy Thursday).

Long, long, long confession lines (the ones that stretch all the way to the side altars)

During Good Friday's Veneration of the Cross, you approach the cross the wrong way and it jams into your chest. *Ouch*

Being up front for the New Fire....until a tall altar boy perfectly and completely blocks your view.....

Losing your voice because you sang so much.

Seeing all the same people for multiple days straight, often only hours apart.

Watching the altar boys make mistakes.....poor boys.

Hearing the ice cream truck outside the church window...on Good Friday....

Do we genuflect or bow???...

Awesome:

Priests that stay an extra 2 hours for confessions (GOD BLESS YOU FATHER)

Lumen Christi antiphion!!! I love it when the Pascal candle is the only light in the church going into Holy Saturday mass.

The chant and polyphony music for Holy Week :)

Seeing couples in Adoration together.

Doing Stations of the Cross with your best friend.

Having time off of school...even if it's only one day.

Getting food ready for the big feast. 

Easter Sunday...which means end of fasting and penance!!!!


Any other A&As that I missed? Let me know in the comments!

Old-fashionably yours,

Farm Lassie

Monday, April 10, 2017

A Word about Feminism and Utopias

Hey y'all,

So...I apologize in advance, but I really need to get this off my chest and combat some evil with some good.

I just sat through one of the most sickening classes that I've ever been in my life.

I made the mistake of taking a class on Utopias for my senior global that I'm required to take. Literally my other options was a Hiroshima class (which from my roommates comments is really bad) and a class on the Middle East (in which I would be required to visit a mosque.) What the heck is education coming to????

And since from the impression I got was that the class was based off of mostly traditional texts like St. Thomas More and Plato, I figured why not?

By the way....those works were in there but it was only a third of the class. The rest of the class literally is all Marxist/Communist and all the CRAPPY BAD IDEAS FROM IT.

By that, I mean crappy bad ideas like eugenics, environmentalism and the bane of my existence, feminism. I'll talk more about utopias later on in the post, but I really need to say a few things about feminism.

I am not feminist. I am feminine.

Believe me, there is a major difference.

Feminism really wants to destroy the following:
Traditional marriage and nuclear family (no procreation)
The idea of gender and sex itself (one gender)
Sexual taboos (including incest and sex with children)
Pregnancy and motherhood (reproducing asexually)


All by eliminating the need for men and their influence on society. Feminists act as usurpers, taking what is rightfully the man's role. Women nurture not just bodies but minds too. But we need men to balance us out and make us stand up straight. There is a universal truth that fathers have a big role in their daughter's emotional development rather than the mother. This is especially true when it comes to the daughter's confidence levels.

Suddenly, after re-learning all this feminism crap, it makes total sense why we have such a crappy society.

I know that this is probably a rehash of what you have heard before. But trust me ladies, I'm not suggesting that you actually look this stuff up. It is so sickening, I can't even begin to describe it. I literally was fighting the urge to scream in total rage.

Basically, feminism is the Woman's version of non servam. 

Non servam is Latin for "I will not serve."

This is the critical phrase that cast Lucifer and his confederates down to Hell.

The church fathers have been clear for centuries that Woman was especially called to be a mother. Whether it physically happens or not. It is her uniquely defined role that she must fulfill. Shame on these feminists who call for such a gross dereliction of duty among our young women!!!!!!!!

Ok, now I'll climb onto my other soap box: utopias.

I have heard (of course AFTER I decided to take this class) that Catholics reject utopianism. I wondered why, especially since I knew about Saint Thomas' More's work called Utopia and had read part of it already.

Well, I know NOW why.

Here's the thing: utopianism is the idea of a perfect world on Earth. Something that most of us know that will never happen.

Saint Thomas More has the credit of creating the word "utopia" (oddly enough, it's Greek for either Good Place or No Place, depending on which Greek word the translation is based off of).

Saint Thomas' work Utopia is about a fictional world that he is (supposedly) told about. He never claims it as a perfect world though.
In this world, the vices seem to be toned down or removed from society. Correcting abuses of human nature in a way while expanding the virtues. Some of the ideas that he introduces throw me a little such as the introduction of religious freedom, which seems to be a defense of the idea of out of free will choosing the True Faith. From reading Utopia, it seems to be a society orientated towards attaining Heaven. Which is good.

Then Marxists got a hold of this idea. And turned it into a hellish concept. Errors being upheld as virtue and perpetuated. No thought of an afterlife ever enters in, just enjoying the pleasures of this society here on Earth. Some of these utopian ideas (such as racial utopias and gender utopias) are so full of contradictions, errors and evil that I just want to throw up.

And since everyone has their own concept of what a perfect world on Earth is like, how can such an idea succeed?

It can't. Pure and simple.

If utopian ideals had remained under a Catholic definition (which is a good society totally bent on the salvation of souls and one that eliminates evil over time), the concept is airtight and the foundation of a good society. Besides Utopia, a couple of other works have operated under this definition, including Dr. Walter's novel Russian Sunrise. A Protestant version would be Addison Russel Peale's work Sub-Coelum.  

Let in one error, and the concept springs a leak, sinking it into the depths of Hell. Quite literally in some cases.

Phew....ok, I feel better. I'll get off my soap box now.

Old-fashionably yours,

Farm Lassie

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Modest Business Professional Outfits

Hey y'all,

I've just finished another long and rather boring session of my professional agriculture seminar class about 2 hours ago. Despite my many complaints for this class (which I will not bore you with), it has forced me to confront a major issue in the workforce: immodest dress.

Here are some examples that the girls have been passing as "business professional":
Almost sheer blouses
Cut-out blouses/dresses
Low cut blouses (actually, this has not been as bad of a problem, but a lot of the blouses still aren't high enough for Catholic standards)
Short skirts/dresses (skirt hems at upper THIGH at the worst)
TIGHT skirts/dresses/blouses.
Khakis

A lot of them have been pairing these outfits with sweaters instead of good blazers or jackets, but that is a stylistic thing.

So...why am I making a big deal about it?

I mean, working a job outside the home....doesn't sound very feminine does it?

Unfortunately, it is a fact of life for a lot of single women (and now, married women too). Staying at home isn't really an option when you have over $20,000-100,000 of student loan debt breathing down your neck.

But does that mean that we need to give up our femininity? Or our modesty?

Absolutely not!

In fact, it is more important that women remain modest in a professional setting than in almost any other. Those men that you work with and those customers that you serve don't need to be distracted by your physical features. Your contribution to the workplace and service to them will do better for them in the long run. That feeling of being respected is especially important for women in the workforce, and what better way to demand respect by dressing yourself in a modest manner?  

But the big question still remains......how?

A modest professional outfit consists of either 2 or 3 outer garments: a modest dress and a blazer/professional sweater or more commonly, a modest blouse, skirt and blazer/sweater. Add to that pantyhose, slips, and undershirt/camisole. Jewerly and shoes are to your own tastes, but I would recommend going with just a simple necklace and pumps or sandals.

Actually, the pieces are actually easy to find (in theory). Thrift stores, especially in the more wealthier areas of the cities, are gold mines for finding good skirts and blazers.

The main problem is actually MATCHING everything.

Most blazers or suit jackets that are sold for women are often just fine for modest wearers. Look for some curved seams in the back, and flared seams or a peplum (large curved band that's at waist level) for a more feminine look. Just don't get a super tight one. The most professional color is black, but any color is acceptable. 

Modest blouses maybe a bit harder. Modest button ups can be found fairly easily and can be altered easily too. It gets even harder if you are looking for a nice professional pullover shirt. The most professional color is white, but in some cases, complementary colored blouses can also be acceptable.

Skirts can get rather interesting, depending on your style. Color matching to your blazer is a must. And I would go farther; don't match just the color, match the shade if at all possible. You'll be surprised at how many shades of black and camel that exist in the world. But like the blouses, complementary colors can also be acceptable. Stylistically, I prefer the A-line skirts, or skirts with a slight flair to them, but I've found that gored, pleated, and accordian style skirts work too. If you want a more casual look, maxis are also a good option.


Ok....off my teacher's platform. On to the examples!

This first outfit is an example of a solid skirt, solid blazer and white blouse, and the most professional outfit that I have in my closet:

As you can see, I have a black blazer, a black skirt, and a white shirt. I have paired with it a pair of low black heels.

Blazer: Bought at a small thrift store in Burlington. VT while on vacation. I think I paid only $5-8 for it, (which is a giant steal, because this thing fits me like a glove and there is hardly any wear and tear on it at all!). The brand is Fashion BugⓇ Petite.

Blouse: Hand-me-down from an older family member. It's a "standard" long-sleeved button down white blouse. The brand is Judy BondⓇ which from my understanding is not available commercially available anymore.

Skirt: Bought at a thrift store, can't remember what I paid for it. I did alter this skirt in the waist in order for it to fit. The brand is apostropheⓇ. I do sometimes switch this skirt out with another black skirt that is the same length but is A-line.

The second outfit that I have is an example of a solid blazer, a colored blouse, and a solid skirt:

(Disclaimer: In natural light, this skirt and this blazer are almost identical in shade. I didn't realize they were slightly off until I took the darn picture!)

Blazer: Hand-me-down from an older relative. Doesn't have a brand tag, but since this blazer was bought decades ago, I doubt the company still exists....(sorry guys...)

Blouse: Hand-me-down again. This blouse's brand is Liz ClaiborneⓇ. Instead of white, I chose a powder blue blouse, but I could have picked almost any color to go with this suit. 

Skirt: Oh my goodness. This is embarrasing, but I have no idea. I forget if someone bought this for me or if this was a hand-me down. The brand is Century of BostonⓇ which is another vintage brand off the stores (darn!).



The third outfit that I have is an example of a solid blazer, a white blouse and a complementary skirt:

If you want to change up your look, or just want a pop of color, this combination is totally acceptable.

Blazer: Ok....I didn't buy this one or have it handed down to me. The truth is...I made that blazer. It's made of medium linen, lined with synthetic. I estimate the costs of the fabric and notions to be around $15-20, the pattern being a cheap vintage one that I picked up at a sale. Oh, and you know that word "peplum" I used earlier? This blazer has one. There is a solid piece of fabric that is attached with a seam that is right under the bottom button that runs the entire back of the blazer. The other blazers I have don't have that; instead the body pieces flare slightly to give that same look.

Blouse: Another blouse that was handed down to me. This one is a long-sleeved blouse with two sets of darts and a button placard that covers the buttons. The brand is Croft and BarrowⓇ Stretch.

Skirt: Another creation by me. This one is made of a light cotton, perfect for spring. Notice the robins egg blue in the skirt matches the jacket? The fabric and notions cost me between 7-10 dollars, and the pattern around $5.


The last outfit that I will showcase is an example of a sweater, a blouse and a skirt. Frankly, I'm not as big of a fan the sweater look, but it works. Stylistically, I think a cardigan is more professional than a pullover.

(I seriously need to figure out another way of taking selfies.....or invest in a new camera and a tripod.)

Sweater: Yes...the colors suck. Sorry about that, but it was the only sweater that really qualified. This is another one of those articles of clothing that mysteriously appeared in my closet without explanation. The brand name is GuessⓇ

Blouse: The same one as the last one. I have other white ones, but they have the same story. (Seriously, I haven't bought a button up blouse in forever. My relatives had whole closets of them, I'm not kidding.)

Skirt: Bought this at Goodwill this past winter! Paid around $4-6 dollars for it, though I did have to alter the waistband in order for it to fit. Brand name is Jones New York SportⓇ



Hopefully, these examples help you in finding more modest professional outfits!

As a further help, I've created a board on Pinterest. Right now, it has a lot of vintage suits, but I'm working on finding some more contemporary examples.




Old-fashionably yours,

Farm Lassie